Hello Stranger

The name is Dannie. 22. Scorpio. California dreaming. Bonafide book nerd. I love to bake and cross stitch. my sense of humor is a bit iffy. I play pretend for a living. Lets be friends :D

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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songofages:

siriusblaack:

Oi! Angelina!

*Snape casually eavesdropping*

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jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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chaosordoffl:

americanhobbit:

nudiemuse:

amaradonis:

girlslovegamestoo:

Women of Steel

deep, heavy breathing

Give me armour and let me kill some shit.

pay special attention to the lack of boob cups and thank you

Practical female armour, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!

(via caffine-addict)

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(Source: im-only-a-whisper, via staycaffeinecold)

Straight vodka burns less than telling you what you did was okay.
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